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Monday, February 4, 2013

The art of Stripping

Today my girlfriends and I went to take a class called the ABCs of Stripxpertease. Now I know how to grind my hips and touch myself so my man can get excited. WHY are there so many classes on how women can and should please men? Why are all the women magazine talk about how to please their man, how to cook for their man, how to dress for your man. What about how the man should please women?

Example, one class that the Stripxpertease offers is this part-tay.

Suck N' Swallow Party: (Deluxe only)This is an AWESOME class for a bachelorette party! Wanna enhance your lip service? Wanna leave him arched back in fits of delight? This class covers tricks and tips from hand jobs to deep throating to make his eyes roll back in his head and his manhood stand up at attention. Learn how to combat common obstacles to the perfect BJ like manly odors, hairy undercarriages, to swallow or not, and a sensitive gag reflex. We'll tackle this subject "head-on" with humor and honesty. Bring your questions and an open mind ...and a d*ildo!!

*MUST be 18 to attend this class. Each lady must have her own pre-washed d*ildo (size is up to you). Students will GREATLY benefit from bringing a suction cup base d*ildo, a flavored condom or two, and their own flavored lubricant (we will provide flavored lube, but feel free to bring your own). Gay men welcome to participate.

How to deal with many odors? You tell him to go fucking take a shower, and there will be a blow job in it for him!

They need a class on how to give good cunnilingus! 

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