Cookie Cutter

Met a Cambodian from a night out of museum. He texted me a few days later and here goes the conversation:

Cambodian: I heard another interview question. If you could be any shaped cookie cutter, what shape would it be and why? 8:32 PM

Me: Either a mustache or a bottle opener. Mustache so people can have foreplay with the cookie before putting it in their mouth. Bottle opener is for those hard, burnt, overcooked cookies so the cookies can have dual purposes. You? 8:41 PM

Cambodian: No shape. Shaped cookies are style over substance. Good cookies can just be a circle 9:01 PM

Cambodian: Let's go on a date 9:11 PM

Me: So I passed? 9:14 PM

Cambodian: Passed what? 9:14 PM

Me: Your test/interview? 9:24 PM

Cambodian: Oh that wasn't a test. Just random thoughts. 9:26 PM

Me: Now I will save your number. 9:27 PM

Cambodian: Well you should. It's handy to have your new boyfriend's number 9:29 PM

Me: haha, that is pretty forward of you. We should at least go on a date first. 9:34 PM

Cambodian: Oh so now you're asking me out. I'll think about it. 9:35 PM

Cambodian: Kidding. Free on Sat night? 9:36 PM

Me: Wow, the suspense was killing me. 9:36 PM