Went on a date from eHarmony. He was black, not African American black, but more midnight African black. He was from Togo. He had the thickest African, French accent. Speaking with him during dinner, I desperately craved Closed Captions.
It is like watching a foreign film without the subtitles. I just politely nodded and smiled and pretended to know what the fuck he was saying.
He tried to make conversation with me, but after realizing White Chicks is one of my favorite comedies, I think he quickly lost respect for me. I wonder if he thought I like white chicks cuz he was black or if it really was my favorite movie. IT IS MY FAV MOVIE! He is way too cultured for me, its like he likes French films and I like French Fries.
He took me to this bad, but expensive Austrian restaurant and luckily he paid for the bill. I think this date covered my eHarmony membership for at least 3 months.
Probably not seeing this guy again.
It is like watching a foreign film without the subtitles. I just politely nodded and smiled and pretended to know what the fuck he was saying.
He tried to make conversation with me, but after realizing White Chicks is one of my favorite comedies, I think he quickly lost respect for me. I wonder if he thought I like white chicks cuz he was black or if it really was my favorite movie. IT IS MY FAV MOVIE! He is way too cultured for me, its like he likes French films and I like French Fries.
He took me to this bad, but expensive Austrian restaurant and luckily he paid for the bill. I think this date covered my eHarmony membership for at least 3 months.
Probably not seeing this guy again.
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