Downsides of downsizing

Recently I've been actively trying to downsize. Revamping my wardrobe, throwing away unused furniture and really trying to live the life of a minimalist.

One area that I am NOT trying to downsize is penis size. However for some reasons I've been encountering men with tiny fucking penis. 

Last night was my birthday party. I made out with this guy, whom we shared a mutual friend. We eventually went to his house. He's a solid average kisser, but when he told me to touch his penis, I was immediately turned off. I just couldn't continue. It was like pin the tail on the penis. The longest thing about this guy was the commute home. 

This guy, the unicorn and another recent hookup. I am cursed with small dicks. On the profile, next to their height, should be penis size. 

Like this guy

We will not get along

Not even going to bother continuing the conversation

Psycho

I am generally quite open minded. But I found my boundaries during this date I had with this psycho. 

He was into kink, as am I. We quickly bonded over tinder text and decided to meet at a diner. 

He was a self proclaimed bondage master. He said he wanted to tie me up. I asked what do you want to do with me? 

Him: I would love to tie you up and stuff you with my piss funnel. 

Me: What's that? 

Him: A funnel where I pee in. 

Me: What else do you want to do with me? 

Him: I want to cut your legs 

Me: What? 

Him: Did you not see my pictures on fetlife, I just did it to a girl yesterday. 

Crazy...