Couch Surfer Creep

Thursday evening, I read this fantastic article about being more generous on NYT: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/31/magazine/is-giving-the-secret-to-getting-ahead.html?pagewanted=all&_r=1&

Next morning, I received an innocuous request from Couch Surfing. I always wanted to give back to the community and I had a pretty flexible schedule this weekend, so I decided to host this chef/DJ from LA. 

I should've guessed that he was weird, since he took the greyhound from LA to NY. Who the fuck takes the greyhound for 3 days. We spoke briefly on the phone and he seemed pretty normal, he was interviewing with a ramen noodle place in NJ and we planned to meet up at 5. 

He showed up at my place and he was pretty decent looking. Very passionate about food, and spoke very highly about himself but contracted himself pretty often. We hit it off, but I started doubting some of the stuff he said. He claimed that he has a ton of friends in NY, but yet, he is not staying with them. He claimed that he is rich, but yet he is on couchsurfing and also taking the greyhound. He is also a creepo, cuz he is on POF. Apparently he met a stalker on there and she is texting her non-stop. There was a lot of sexual tension between us and we started to make out. But I needed to leave to hang out with a friend and I told him I will be back. 

Long story short, I came back to find an empty apartment and he was no where in sight. I texted him saying that I've arrived but he left his phone in my apt. Around 3am, his phone started ringing, and I figured it was him calling himself to find out where I lived. It turned out to be two hispanic dudes doing my couch surfer a favor. They walked him back to my place. The couchsurfer was sooooooooooo drunk, he started rambling about how he beat people up. He came up to my place and started become such a drama queen. He claimed that he is in love with me. He wants to have a life with me and he kept wanting to go down on me. 

I had to push him off me 50x throughout the night. He kept threatening to leave, and when I finally allowed him, he wouldnt go. At this point, I was kind of scared that he may rape me or harm me and I really wanted him to leave. Next morning, he asked if I wanted him to leave, and I said yes. He looked really surprised, I don't know why?!!?!? He begged to stay and I said no. So he claimed to have texted the crazy stalker girl and he is staying at her place. He was overall a weirdo. Oh yeah, before he left, he still wanted to go on a date with me. Yeah right!! 

Last night, I got these text from him, asswipe!

	CrAy Cray (323) 636-2974 - home 3/30/13 9:23 PM 19 hours ago
CrAy Cray: Sorry for leaving so abruptly... 1:23 PM CrAy Cray: I will redeem myself. 1:24 PM CrAy Cray: Get some some sleep 1:24 PM CrAy Cray: I so sorry... 9:10 PM CrAy Cray: I will leave you a good review. 9:21 PM CrAy Cray: I will let everyone know that you've been pretty easy to fuck. 9:22 PM CrAy Cray: Thank god for video. 9:22 PM CrAy Cray: PS pretty eAsy 9:23 PM

Rules of Booty Call

So I have been fucking this personal trainer for a few weeks and I thought things are cool. Until today, he went psycho on me and transformed into a cunt.

Before we meet up, I like to shower and get freshened up for him, I expect him to do the same. Today, he asked what my schedule is like and I told him I would be done in 20 minutes.

Long story short, it took him 1.5 hours to get to my house, and I still didn't shower because I got caught up on some work shit. So I showered when he showed up, my showers are short, like the length of a backstreet boys song.

He was upset, that I wasnt prepared like I said I would. So we had a 2 hour discussion on how I was lazy and didnt shower. I don't want to fuck a cunt, I would rather fuck a dick. Maybe the dick on the dick. Dick squared?

He really cut into my fuck time, any way that mother fucker still went limp after putting on a condom.

Spoke to my Yoda and he gave me some basic rules to abide by when having bootay call:

1) If he's causing drama, he's violating the #1 rule of bootycall - it should be FUN and DRAMA-FREE

2) you are having risky sex with him whether you realize it or not.

He's already shown that he's into casual / random hookups (i.e. you when you first met)

and the fact he doesn't like condoms, means he probably tries to avoid using one whenever possible with whoever else will allow him to stick his dirty dick inside them.

that is a risk, that i would choose to avoid..

gotta pick and choose your risks, and in my opinion, thats not one worth taking..

But he lives sooooooooooooo closee

2013 - The Year that 0 Fucks are Given

I have decided not to give a fuck in 2013.

This is the year where I don't give a fuck about what people think about me. I am going to focus on myself and have conviction in my decisions. Focus on what I want to do and don't care about what other people think of me.

The only fucks that are given, are to the people that I am fucking. 

Make out Party

Got invited to this make out party:

ring your best lips (yours and your PAL's), and join us for lubricating cocktails and naughty games with sexy friends and intriguing strangers. Bring toys & games to share (blindfolds? rope? sexy dice?). Foreplay happy hour 10-11pm with $4 beer and $5 cocktails (Indecent Proposal, anyone? or Pussy Galore?).

Dress to be kissed: flirty and fun / party duds. No casual or business attire; door man WILL turn you away. TimeOut said it best: "convention-busting clothing with a sexy, creative flair." [Point being that you're the kind of person that already dresses this way, not someone trying to force themselves into a costume just to get in.] Please don't email us asking what to wear...getting past this challenge is part of the process of making it into our party circles.

Think of our makeout parties as community mixers--a place to get to know your fellow kinksters, introduce a partner to a more playful lifestyle, and maybe even find a future PAL--before attending the more naughty play parties, like Steam & Sin. It's also a way for us to vet you in person for such parties (come talk to us at the event).

The party was pretty interesting to say the least.  A lot of freaky deaky people. People there are so free and loving. There was spin the bottle at the end of the room. Although this ugly fat chick and this ugly fat dude took up a large slice of the pie. It was really good strategy on their part. I think it was the only ass that they got that night. 

A few people requested to make out with me, some ugly some hot, some gay, some straight, some men, some women. This is completely opposite of any Asian party I've been to, where all the men stand by the side and oogle at chicks. At least everyone at the party had some sort of ass. 

At the end of the night, I've made out with 5 people, 2 guys, 2 bi (definitely leaning towards the gay side) and one chick. The chick invited me to a sex party. Gawd, I haven't been to a sex party in a few years so it will be interesting to see how it is now that I am embracing my own flooziness.