So I have been fucking this personal trainer for a few weeks and I thought things are cool. Until today, he went psycho on me and transformed into a cunt.
Before we meet up, I like to shower and get freshened up for him, I expect him to do the same. Today, he asked what my schedule is like and I told him I would be done in 20 minutes.
Long story short, it took him 1.5 hours to get to my house, and I still didn't shower because I got caught up on some work shit. So I showered when he showed up, my showers are short, like the length of a backstreet boys song.
He was upset, that I wasnt prepared like I said I would. So we had a 2 hour discussion on how I was lazy and didnt shower. I don't want to fuck a cunt, I would rather fuck a dick. Maybe the dick on the dick. Dick squared?
He really cut into my fuck time, any way that mother fucker still went limp after putting on a condom.
Spoke to my Yoda and he gave me some basic rules to abide by when having bootay call:
1) If he's causing drama, he's violating the #1 rule of bootycall - it should be FUN and DRAMA-FREE
Before we meet up, I like to shower and get freshened up for him, I expect him to do the same. Today, he asked what my schedule is like and I told him I would be done in 20 minutes.
Long story short, it took him 1.5 hours to get to my house, and I still didn't shower because I got caught up on some work shit. So I showered when he showed up, my showers are short, like the length of a backstreet boys song.
He was upset, that I wasnt prepared like I said I would. So we had a 2 hour discussion on how I was lazy and didnt shower. I don't want to fuck a cunt, I would rather fuck a dick. Maybe the dick on the dick. Dick squared?
He really cut into my fuck time, any way that mother fucker still went limp after putting on a condom.
Spoke to my Yoda and he gave me some basic rules to abide by when having bootay call:
1) If he's causing drama, he's violating the #1 rule of bootycall - it should be FUN and DRAMA-FREE
2) you are having risky sex with him whether you realize it or not.
He's already shown that he's into casual / random hookups (i.e. you when you first met)
and the fact he doesn't like condoms, means he probably tries to avoid using one whenever possible with whoever else will allow him to stick his dirty dick inside them.
that is a risk, that i would choose to avoid..
gotta pick and choose your risks, and in my opinion, thats not one worth taking..
But he lives sooooooooooooo closee
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