Thursday evening, I read this fantastic article about being more generous on NYT: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/
Next morning, I received an innocuous request from Couch Surfing. I always wanted to give back to the community and I had a pretty flexible schedule this weekend, so I decided to host this chef/DJ from LA.
I should've guessed that he was weird, since he took the greyhound from LA to NY. Who the fuck takes the greyhound for 3 days. We spoke briefly on the phone and he seemed pretty normal, he was interviewing with a ramen noodle place in NJ and we planned to meet up at 5.
He showed up at my place and he was pretty decent looking. Very passionate about food, and spoke very highly about himself but contracted himself pretty often. We hit it off, but I started doubting some of the stuff he said. He claimed that he has a ton of friends in NY, but yet, he is not staying with them. He claimed that he is rich, but yet he is on couchsurfing and also taking the greyhound. He is also a creepo, cuz he is on POF. Apparently he met a stalker on there and she is texting her non-stop. There was a lot of sexual tension between us and we started to make out. But I needed to leave to hang out with a friend and I told him I will be back.
Long story short, I came back to find an empty apartment and he was no where in sight. I texted him saying that I've arrived but he left his phone in my apt. Around 3am, his phone started ringing, and I figured it was him calling himself to find out where I lived. It turned out to be two hispanic dudes doing my couch surfer a favor. They walked him back to my place. The couchsurfer was sooooooooooo drunk, he started rambling about how he beat people up. He came up to my place and started become such a drama queen. He claimed that he is in love with me. He wants to have a life with me and he kept wanting to go down on me.
I had to push him off me 50x throughout the night. He kept threatening to leave, and when I finally allowed him, he wouldnt go. At this point, I was kind of scared that he may rape me or harm me and I really wanted him to leave. Next morning, he asked if I wanted him to leave, and I said yes. He looked really surprised, I don't know why?!!?!? He begged to stay and I said no. So he claimed to have texted the crazy stalker girl and he is staying at her place. He was overall a weirdo. Oh yeah, before he left, he still wanted to go on a date with me. Yeah right!!
Last night, I got these text from him, asswipe!
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