So there is this doctor that I have been seeing on and off. We have been hooking up a few times and it is just meh.
He has a very annoying foreplay dirty talk. I always have this internal giggle whenever he says shit like, "um...... you make me so big and hard" bwahhahahahahaha!!!
1. He is not big! talking about how big it is, DOES not miraculously make it any bigger.
2. His moan is kind of annoying, don't know how to describe it. A total turn off.
3. He kind of smells, he claims that he takes mad showers and watches his hands often, but he smells like BO. I am thinking of tactful ways of asking him to clean his dick before my lips touch it. Luckily allergy season is coming up so I won't be able to smell it that much.
Last weekend, I broke my rule. I slept over, cuz I was too cheap to take a cab home. Decided to wait until the morning so I can ride the MTA. He woke up at 3am, got really horny, and I was completely passed out. He proceeded to feel me up and started jerking off next to me. I was going in and out of sleep until when he fucking ejaculated all over me. WTF, I rushed into the shower, and he doesn't even have body wash! who the fuck uses soap these days. Needless to say, I was annoyed, but still was able to fall asleep quickly in his expensive tempurpedic mattress.
He has a very annoying foreplay dirty talk. I always have this internal giggle whenever he says shit like, "um...... you make me so big and hard" bwahhahahahahaha!!!
1. He is not big! talking about how big it is, DOES not miraculously make it any bigger.
2. His moan is kind of annoying, don't know how to describe it. A total turn off.
3. He kind of smells, he claims that he takes mad showers and watches his hands often, but he smells like BO. I am thinking of tactful ways of asking him to clean his dick before my lips touch it. Luckily allergy season is coming up so I won't be able to smell it that much.
Last weekend, I broke my rule. I slept over, cuz I was too cheap to take a cab home. Decided to wait until the morning so I can ride the MTA. He woke up at 3am, got really horny, and I was completely passed out. He proceeded to feel me up and started jerking off next to me. I was going in and out of sleep until when he fucking ejaculated all over me. WTF, I rushed into the shower, and he doesn't even have body wash! who the fuck uses soap these days. Needless to say, I was annoyed, but still was able to fall asleep quickly in his expensive tempurpedic mattress.
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