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Sunday, November 8, 2015

Downsides of downsizing

Recently I've been actively trying to downsize. Revamping my wardrobe, throwing away unused furniture and really trying to live the life of a minimalist.

One area that I am NOT trying to downsize is penis size. However for some reasons I've been encountering men with tiny fucking penis. 

Last night was my birthday party. I made out with this guy, whom we shared a mutual friend. We eventually went to his house. He's a solid average kisser, but when he told me to touch his penis, I was immediately turned off. I just couldn't continue. It was like pin the tail on the penis. The longest thing about this guy was the commute home. 

This guy, the unicorn and another recent hookup. I am cursed with small dicks. On the profile, next to their height, should be penis size. 

Like this guy

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