High Pitched

Met a guy Tinder. His profile claimed that he is the McDonald's bathroom senior manager. That quickly turned me on. Senior manager!

We had great silly banter over text. We agreed that we should make out when we first meet. 

Just finished the date with him. Never met a straight guy who has a higher pitch than me. He was also a mediocre kisser and moaned a lot during the kiss. I told him to stop making noises, but he said since I had an ear congestion, I shouldn't be able to hear it anyway.

Kinda wanted to bounce after the kiss, but figured since I traveled for this lame ass date, might as well enjoy a drink. 

I did enjoyed the drink, but he sucked. On to the next one.