So I rang my booty call over yesterday. We were having a great time frolicking on my bed and him coaching me on how to give an amazing blow job.
I need to write down these tips so I can refer back to them:
1. Do not dig elbows in guy's thighs
2. Vary up the strokes, but focus more on the head
3. Breathe through nose, and fight the urge to have lock jaw. If he smells, as him to take a shower.
4. Ask the guy to communicate on what feels good and what is bad
5. Have rhythm
Anyway, as we were getting it on, he turned me over to attempt to do doggy and it was hot and heavy for a few minutes. Then suddenly I see him licking his thumb and then this sharp pain and this sudden urge to go shit emerged from my asshole. I told him to pull that fucker out, and he told me to stop being a pussy and just endure the pain. WHAT THE FUCK!
He claimed that if I had something stuck up my ass, my {()} would automatically clench. What the fuck is he trying to say here?!?! I have a loose pussy? WTF?
Anyway, as I was trying to pee a few minutes later, my asshole was bleeding. I think it still hurts to fart right now...
I need to write down these tips so I can refer back to them:
1. Do not dig elbows in guy's thighs
2. Vary up the strokes, but focus more on the head
3. Breathe through nose, and fight the urge to have lock jaw. If he smells, as him to take a shower.
4. Ask the guy to communicate on what feels good and what is bad
5. Have rhythm
Anyway, as we were getting it on, he turned me over to attempt to do doggy and it was hot and heavy for a few minutes. Then suddenly I see him licking his thumb and then this sharp pain and this sudden urge to go shit emerged from my asshole. I told him to pull that fucker out, and he told me to stop being a pussy and just endure the pain. WHAT THE FUCK!
He claimed that if I had something stuck up my ass, my {()} would automatically clench. What the fuck is he trying to say here?!?! I have a loose pussy? WTF?
Anyway, as I was trying to pee a few minutes later, my asshole was bleeding. I think it still hurts to fart right now...
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