The sound of Yum

I once hooked up with a man that keeps saying mmmmmmmmmmm while having sex. It was one of the biggest turn offs I have ever encountered. It wasn't sexy like a slight mmmmmm like a moan, instead it sounded like he was eating a delicious pork bun and licking his fingers. He sounded like a fat kid who was stuck in fat camp for a week and then indulged in an all you can eat buffet. That MMMMMMM sound was sooo disgusting and needless to say the session did not last long. Nor did our "relationship",

I admit that I am finger lickin' good, but that sound was just mm... sucked.