Annoyance

Met up with a guy from eHarmony for a second date. I can sense that he was thirsty, following up with a 2nd date only after 3 days. But I had nothing better to do, so I agreed to go to dinner and a comedy club with him.

At the comedy club, we were seated in the front row, the prime location of being picked on. Since the place was tiny and there were only 10 people in the audience, my date and I were obviously going to get picked on. So one comedian asked us if we are dating, I said "NO" and he said "YES" and the comedian immediately moved on.

This MOFO is kind of annoying, he really wants to get to know me via text message. He asked me what my favorite cuisine is and how my day is going. WHO the fuck cares!!! I hate getting to know someone via text message.

Him: How would you describe good sex, it's very subjective. 10:30 AM

Me: Good foreplay and a huge cock. 10:32 AM

Him: Hmmm.. I see huge cock, how huge? 10:35 AM

Me: Ha, you will know it when you see it. 10:50 AM

Him Lol, that huge heh? I would careful you may get hurt 10:51 AM

I doubt that...