So I have been seeing this guy for a while, I am going to call him Mr. Perfect, because he is annoyingly perfect.
Background:
We went to HS together and 11 years later, I bumped into him on the subway. He wanted to "catch up". One "catch up" lead to another and now we are fucking. Unfortunately we are both extremely busy people, and we only see each other once a month. This means I do not get constant ass. For the longest time I suspected him to be a closeted homo. The first time we hooked up, he lost his erection and he was pounding me like a jackhammer. Now I guess we hook up once a month and it is just vanilla.
Fast forward to last weekend:
We were "catching up" again and somehow he ended up in my bed after a session of fornication.
He asked me what my New Year's resolution was. I said, I want to be in a serious relationship. 3 minutes of awkward silence passed. In my head, what he said was: Oh, that's nice, good luck!
He later passed out and didn't wake up until 10am.
On a side note:
Every time he slept over, it seems like he is catching up on his week's worth of sleep. I have never met anyone who likes to hibernate for 10 hours.
Background:
We went to HS together and 11 years later, I bumped into him on the subway. He wanted to "catch up". One "catch up" lead to another and now we are fucking. Unfortunately we are both extremely busy people, and we only see each other once a month. This means I do not get constant ass. For the longest time I suspected him to be a closeted homo. The first time we hooked up, he lost his erection and he was pounding me like a jackhammer. Now I guess we hook up once a month and it is just vanilla.
Fast forward to last weekend:
We were "catching up" again and somehow he ended up in my bed after a session of fornication.
He asked me what my New Year's resolution was. I said, I want to be in a serious relationship. 3 minutes of awkward silence passed. In my head, what he said was: Oh, that's nice, good luck!
He later passed out and didn't wake up until 10am.
On a side note:
Every time he slept over, it seems like he is catching up on his week's worth of sleep. I have never met anyone who likes to hibernate for 10 hours.
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