Nubbin

This guy hit me up on CMB a while back. We've been chatting on and off, he seems like a very normal, vanilla Asian guy.

His positives:

- nice body, a bit too buff from doing crossfit daily 

- nice car

- generally a nice guy, good earning potential. I think he is already a millionaire 

- he's in finance, probably can give me some tips on future investments 

- lives near me!!! 15 minute walk. Local booty. 

Negatives: 

- he wants kids, I think he's already got a fund for his kids education. This is really creepy

- he has a really ugly smile. It's a bit vomit inducing 

- he is dull, not a lot of personality. Can't really hold a conversation 

First date was fine. I could really take him or leave him. Guided by my horny {()}, we went out for a second date. He took me to this beer garden and it was aiiiight. Later on he spoiled me by getting me street meat. We took it back to my place to indulge in the lamb and eventually in each other. 

We were getting hot and heavy on my fancy 250 tread count bed sheets. My hands slowly migrated south in between his pants and I felt a nubbin. I was curious at what that was. I asked myself ... Was it a mole? Was it a pimple? Words sounding very similar to "oh shit" escaped my mouth when I realized it was his dick. Might I emphasize that it was a fully erect nubbin. 

At this point, I quickly evaluated how desperate I was. Keeping in mind I was still making out with this bloke.

He softly muttered "kiss it", and that's when my {()} suddenly created a vacuum seal and decided nothing was going to penetrate it that night. Not that his nubbin would've reached far. 

After another minute of stifling my giggles and politly making out, I told him that he should leave as I need to wake up early to work. Forgetting the fact that I told him that I was working from home that week  earlier in the evening. 

He reluctantly got dressed and left. He texted me the day after "how was working from home" and then a week later "how's your day going?" 

NO THANK YOU.