Oh the irony...

A few months ago, I went on a date with this guy. I decided not to pursue the relationship any further because he was really really dull and boring. He also didn't drink. When he texted a few months ago, I told him I was in Africa, he didn't believe me. Anyway, he continues to text me.

Annoying: Hey. What's up 1:15 PM

Me: Still in Africa 1:58 PM

Annoying: I remember. Just seeing if maybe you might come to NY for a weekend 1:59 PM

Me: Came and went 2:11 PM

Annoying: You should let me know when your in town again 2:13 PM

Me: Are you dating other people? 2:13 PM

Annoying: One but not really. You ? 2:14 PM

Annoying: Why do you ask ? 2:14 PM

Me: Why not really? I was dating someone but that ended recently 2:15 PM

Annoying: I don't like her that much. 2:15 PM

Annoying: Was he in NY ? 2:15 PM

Me: Yes in Ny. Why don't you like her? 2:17 PM

Annoying: She was boring 2:18 PM Hahahahahahah Muahhahaha

Annoying: Why did yours end ? 2:18 PM

Annoying: You made it seem like you being in Africa was a problem but you were dating that guy 2:19 PM

Annoying: You never have things much of chance. I feel like you took my not being too much on you the wrong way 2:26 PM

Me: We had fundamental differences, just like us 2:30 PM

Annoying: What differences did you see ? 2:32 PM

Me: We don't have that much to talk about. We don't have much similar interests 2:37 PM

Annoying: I'm about as eclectic as they come with interests. I'm up for anything. 2:38 PM

Me: Meh 2:38 PM

Annoying: Lol. No meh 2:39 PM

Annoying: I actually liked you so I treated you with respect rather than just acting on pure desire. 2:47 PM

Me: I appreciate that. 2:48 PM

Me: I just don't think we have that much in common. 2:48 PM

Me: But I like your persistence 2:49 PM

Annoying: If I recall correctly you contacted me first. You should have or should give things a chance. I wouldn't be persistent if I was certain things would be good. 2:49 PM

Me: Yep, cuz I think you are cute. 2:51 PM

Me: But after talking to you, realized not much to talk about. I like your enthusiasm about driving 2:52 PM

Me: But otherwise. That's it 2:52 PM

Annoying: Haha. Thanks. You have me quite wrong. 2:52 PM

Me: You really thought we had that much chemistry? Really? 2:53 PM

Me: Maybe because I was sober? 2:53 PM

This went on for a while....

Me: I did meet someone and dates for 6 months 4:15 PM

Me: Not on EH 4:15 PM

Annoying: It hasn't been since months since we meet 4:16 PM

Me: So? 4:18 PM Hahahahahahah Muahhahahahahahaha 

Annoying: Lol. Guess that was a factor in me loosing out huh. I hate the multiple dating culture of NY. 4:22 PM

Annoying: Anyway. Let me know when your back. 5:22 PM