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Monday, September 16, 2013

Performance Anxiety

So I guess this is a real thing.

I have been  dating guy #3 for a while and the first time we tried hooking up, I can sense his nervousness. We frolicked on his bed for a long time naked and nothing happened. His dick was shriveled and limper than a slice of cold cut. I get it, it isn't everyday that he gets to fuck a hot chick and he just got excited.

Fast forward 3 weeks, we had a sleepover at my house. He fucking did it again!!!!! I even went down on him and NOTHING. He kept apologizing to me, and I felt bad. This is when he told me that he hasn't had sex in 5 years!!!! Wow! 5 years?!!? and the last time he hooked up with a chick was a one night stand too! I think he's only had sex with 2 women his whole life. This is like unexplored territory for me. I think I was a little bit relieved cuz his dick was kinda small anyway. No fun for me.

Is it rude for me to just start forwarding articles of how to overcome performance anxiety to him? 

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