A few months ago, I met this guy who works for the Empire is that currently taking over the world, let's call that Empire Faceblock.
1st date - He is charming, nerdy and had a great smile. We went for bubble tea on our first date. Immediately, I knew he was too smart for me. He uses words that I've only seen on SAT verbal. I just quietly nod and pretend to be interested. Apparently he thought we had a fantastic first date, on the other hand, I only said about 10 words and nodded a lot.
My first impression of him was that he is balding, short and kind of gay. The inflections of his voice is not 100% hetero. Well at least I like my men with a very masculine voice.
2nd date- We had thai food, this is when I realized that he is kind of snobby, every time I make a remark of how much I love trashy tv shows, there was a few seconds of silence and then I see the judgement in his eyes. Those soulful eyes that says, you fucking retard, I am only with you cuz you are hot.
We ended the date with a kiss, surprisingly he is an amazing kisser.
3rd date plus: for someone who works at faceblock, he lets me play quite often. I am all about being equal and being a feminist, but come on! We started to take our relationship to the next level and moved to 3rd base. When we started to fool around, and he took of his pants, it took me a good 5 minutes to locate where his dick was. I had to dig through a forest of pubic hair and pull out my tweezers to locate his dick. OMG, it is really small. Especially after I have been with Mr. Footlong from Philly. I had to be GGG and gave him a BJ, apparently has very specific instructions on how he likes his bjs and has sensitivity issues around his head which made me have lock jaw. After a few failed attempts, I finally got him off. The velocity of his ejaculation was so fast, that a few sperm came out of my nose.
Last night: Previously, I told him that I like to be dominated in bed, which is mainly true. I was dead ass tired and we were fooling around again. Mainly I wanted to sleep over cuz my apt does not have AC installed and his apt has central air. As we were making out, he said: "well my dick isn't going to suck itself" I was shocked and appalled. WTF, beggers cannot be choosers. I was ready to get the fuck out of his place. Who says that to me? who the fuck does he think he is? I think he clearly was apologetic when he realized that I was not going to suck his dick and that I was going to leave.
1st date - He is charming, nerdy and had a great smile. We went for bubble tea on our first date. Immediately, I knew he was too smart for me. He uses words that I've only seen on SAT verbal. I just quietly nod and pretend to be interested. Apparently he thought we had a fantastic first date, on the other hand, I only said about 10 words and nodded a lot.
My first impression of him was that he is balding, short and kind of gay. The inflections of his voice is not 100% hetero. Well at least I like my men with a very masculine voice.
2nd date- We had thai food, this is when I realized that he is kind of snobby, every time I make a remark of how much I love trashy tv shows, there was a few seconds of silence and then I see the judgement in his eyes. Those soulful eyes that says, you fucking retard, I am only with you cuz you are hot.
We ended the date with a kiss, surprisingly he is an amazing kisser.
3rd date plus: for someone who works at faceblock, he lets me play quite often. I am all about being equal and being a feminist, but come on! We started to take our relationship to the next level and moved to 3rd base. When we started to fool around, and he took of his pants, it took me a good 5 minutes to locate where his dick was. I had to dig through a forest of pubic hair and pull out my tweezers to locate his dick. OMG, it is really small. Especially after I have been with Mr. Footlong from Philly. I had to be GGG and gave him a BJ, apparently has very specific instructions on how he likes his bjs and has sensitivity issues around his head which made me have lock jaw. After a few failed attempts, I finally got him off. The velocity of his ejaculation was so fast, that a few sperm came out of my nose.
Last night: Previously, I told him that I like to be dominated in bed, which is mainly true. I was dead ass tired and we were fooling around again. Mainly I wanted to sleep over cuz my apt does not have AC installed and his apt has central air. As we were making out, he said: "well my dick isn't going to suck itself" I was shocked and appalled. WTF, beggers cannot be choosers. I was ready to get the fuck out of his place. Who says that to me? who the fuck does he think he is? I think he clearly was apologetic when he realized that I was not going to suck his dick and that I was going to leave.
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