Update for the past few weeks: I am going through a dry spell. The last sexual encounter I had was a pump and dump. This is what happens when I had my hopes up. He was okay, nothing spectacular. He came over to my hotel room, we fucked for a few minutes, and then he stayed just so he doesnt feel like a douche and then left. Never heard from him again. Dang that was harsh. Thought I was going to marry him, gotta scrap the wedding plans now.
Monday, April 29, 2013
Monday, April 8, 2013
Another one bites the dust
Thursday: I texted the doctor if he wanted to have dinner, he said he would like to cook for me. I was busy and didn't respond.
Friday: I called him and texted him if we are still on for dinner, no response.
Saturday:
Friday: I called him and texted him if we are still on for dinner, no response.
Saturday:
DOC: Let's try this again. Would you like to come over for dinner tomorrow? If so, please respond in a timely fashion so I know how much food to buy... 8:11 PM
Me: No 8:33 PM
Me: I thought we were suppose to have dinner on Friday 8:36 PM
DOC: Don't play dumb. You know you should confirm when I offer to cook for you. 9:05 PM
Me: Oh... Sorry that was a miscommunication, I was busy and didn't respond. But I called you AND texted you yesterday with no response 9:07 PM
DOC: So you felt disrespected being ignored? Shocking. Maybe you can meet a more easy-going guy on couchsurfers... 9:19 PM
AND THAT IS THE END OF THAT FOLKS!
Friday, April 5, 2013
Stinky body
So there is this doctor that I have been seeing on and off. We have been hooking up a few times and it is just meh.
He has a very annoying foreplay dirty talk. I always have this internal giggle whenever he says shit like, "um...... you make me so big and hard" bwahhahahahahaha!!!
1. He is not big! talking about how big it is, DOES not miraculously make it any bigger.
2. His moan is kind of annoying, don't know how to describe it. A total turn off.
3. He kind of smells, he claims that he takes mad showers and watches his hands often, but he smells like BO. I am thinking of tactful ways of asking him to clean his dick before my lips touch it. Luckily allergy season is coming up so I won't be able to smell it that much.
Last weekend, I broke my rule. I slept over, cuz I was too cheap to take a cab home. Decided to wait until the morning so I can ride the MTA. He woke up at 3am, got really horny, and I was completely passed out. He proceeded to feel me up and started jerking off next to me. I was going in and out of sleep until when he fucking ejaculated all over me. WTF, I rushed into the shower, and he doesn't even have body wash! who the fuck uses soap these days. Needless to say, I was annoyed, but still was able to fall asleep quickly in his expensive tempurpedic mattress.
He has a very annoying foreplay dirty talk. I always have this internal giggle whenever he says shit like, "um...... you make me so big and hard" bwahhahahahahaha!!!
1. He is not big! talking about how big it is, DOES not miraculously make it any bigger.
2. His moan is kind of annoying, don't know how to describe it. A total turn off.
3. He kind of smells, he claims that he takes mad showers and watches his hands often, but he smells like BO. I am thinking of tactful ways of asking him to clean his dick before my lips touch it. Luckily allergy season is coming up so I won't be able to smell it that much.
Last weekend, I broke my rule. I slept over, cuz I was too cheap to take a cab home. Decided to wait until the morning so I can ride the MTA. He woke up at 3am, got really horny, and I was completely passed out. He proceeded to feel me up and started jerking off next to me. I was going in and out of sleep until when he fucking ejaculated all over me. WTF, I rushed into the shower, and he doesn't even have body wash! who the fuck uses soap these days. Needless to say, I was annoyed, but still was able to fall asleep quickly in his expensive tempurpedic mattress.
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