So rude

Tinder in Paris

                                                                      

Mating Habits of Birds

I had a long conversation with a man at work who used to study the mating habits of birds for 12 years. I asked him give me one lesson that he's learned through his research that I can apply in my life.

He said: the biological clock is real, and that if I want to have kids, that I need to be less picky. SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Also another interesting fact. Birds are socially monogamous, but when their partner is away they tend to cheat. Just like humans!

Keep little Italy to yourself

I hate men who are too presumptuous or overly optimistic. Didn't hear from him.  Also, Little Italy is only a 15 minute walk or a 5 min cab ride to Soho! 

Told my bff this, our exchange:

Come to bed

Going no where

He's right...

People suck