Working on yourself?

Mittens sent me this email saying that he's taking a hiatus from dating to work on himself. 

Then I see his profile active again on okcupid. Our exchange 

Business lead

I confronted Mittens - the guy who lied to me about his occupation. He told me he was a manager and turned out to be an executive assistant. 

Being in HR technology and knowing what system they use. It is quite easy to add in a title. Also my friend at the same company send me this. 

Eggs

Eggs, I want eggs. 

Shiv the woman

I finally know how hard it is to be a man. Dating Shiv is like dating an emotionally immature woman.  I made a mistake, I was thinking with my {()} and it got me in to trouble. No sex is worth putting me through this shit.

Shiv picks a fight with me over the smallest things. 

1. He asked me over text if I missed him. I ignored him and continued to talk about something else. Later that evening, he said I was selfish and didn't care about him because I didn't respond to his text. 

2. Whenever we fight, he would bring up the past and issues that we've closed. 

3. He would twist my words in a way that served his argument 

4. He always threaten to leave me, always saying, I am out and once I am out I am out. I don't make the same mistake three times. blah blah blah. We always end up in bed together. 

I decided to end things with him last week because of this incident.. 

I had asked him and his co-lead for a document at work by Friday. A week after the due date, I followed up with him and his co-lead asking for this document. He went psycho on me. Called me 10x and yelled at me at how I don't trust him and that I am evil inside and how dare I copy his co-lead. He then exacted his revenge by writing an email to my leadership saying that I put sensitive data on share point and calling me out. I told him it was over, he called and started crying and begging for a second chance. But how can I when he send me this shit whenever he gets mad. 

Turrets

It's been a while since I heard from this guy. He hit me up recently and we decided to go for a comedy power point show.

Turrets: What do you think?? http://www.housingworks.org/events/detail/night-school-a-lowbrow-lecture-series-nov2014/ 2:34 PM Me: sounds interesting, see you there! 3:30 PM Turrets: Cool see you at 7! 3:32 PM Me: Here 6:57 PM Me: Sitting next to the bar 6:59 PM Turrets: Sorry just getting here 7:06 PM Me: I drink red :) 7:06 PM Turrets: At bar sorry it's been a while. I dont have your pic lol. What are yoy wearing? 7:09 PM Turrets: I've got red shoes, light gray hoodie 7:10 PM

Why the hell did he hit me up if he forgot how I looked like?!?! After the comedy show, we went to eat tacos nearby. As we were talking, I noticed that he was suppressing this tick. He kept shrugging his shoulder every 10 seconds. I finally asked if he was on something, cocaine, heroine or molly. He told me he had turrets, the non-cursing one.  I was already turned off the fact that he didn't remember who I am, now I just want to get out of here. He asked for the check and proceeded to ask me to chip in $10 for a $15 check. 

I will never see him again. Ever. 

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A little bitch

I've been recently hooking up with someone at work. He is separated and but legally married. He isn't filing for divorce until he gets his citizenship, which god know how long it will take.

I've told him on numerous occasions that we are non-exclusive and that I'm looking for a serious BF. There are also a few things that I don't like about him. Here's a few. 

1. He is annoying. Like legit annoying, he will laugh at his own non-funny jokes. Such as, it's Monday hahahhahaha, I had lunch hahahhahaha, I am tired hahahhahaha. Not only are his jokes not funny, his laugh is irritating as fuck.

2. He is irrational - one example, there's a mockumentary about mermaids which is pretty well know to be a fake documentary aired during monster week or something on national geographic. I went on snoops, and they said that the documentary even said that it is fake! But this mofo refuses to believe it. He thinks it is a conspiracy that the government set up just like 9/11. I told him no matter what I say, or how much evidence I present, he will still think it's real. And that's why he is religious, 

3. He is needy and possessive, he calls me 5x a day and demands to FaceTime with him constantly. We don't have much to say, but he just wants to call me. 

4. He rambles a lot about nothing. 

Despite all that, the sex is incredible, he is great at cuddling and really know how to move his hips. According to him, it is because of the kettle bell swings exercises. 

He slept over yesterday and inadvertently saw a condom wrapper, he got really upset. Like a little bitch. It's one of those tantrums that I see crazy ass bitches throw. He claims that he can't trust me anymore. How the hell have I violated his trust? How?!?!! We weren't in a fucking monogamous relationship. He asked if sex with him is so good why would I go and have sex with other people? I said well.. you love Indian food, and if you have it everyday, sometimes you just crave Chinese. He said that is a horrible analogy, its like comparing apples to oranges. I said, they are both fruits.


Now I am panicking. I don't want to lose a good and convenient booty call, so long story short, I had to apologize to him. 

He claimed that I am using the non-monogamous relationship thing as an excuse to cover up my guilt. Well ladies and gents, breaking new! I don't feel guilty, I won't feel guilty. 

He said that I need to put myself in his shoes so I know what I did wrong. Excuse me?