What I do all day.

Exterminating my love life

A few years ago an exterminator came over to fume my place to get rid of my bed bugs. His English wasn't that great. As he left my apt he Took my cherry blossom lotion. He also

sent me this text.

Know when to take a hint

"that kind of persistence is scary. that's like rapist style"

I don't watch Game of Thrones

Too little too late

The moment has passed. Been chatting this dude for about 6 weeks, and we never managed to find a place to meet. It's not like we chatted everyday, much of our conversation goes like

Him: how are you
me: fine

a few days later...

Him: how are you?
me: no response...

Rejected a hookup

Yesterday Ryan Reynolds hit me up. The cheapass that made me pay for my drinks. After two weeks of silence from him, he finally emerged from the grave and wanted to hookup. I didn't want to go over to his place and he was also reluctant to come over. I think we were both too cheap to pay for a cab ride to get ass.

I ended up telling him that I don't want to hookup and he figured it wasn't worth his efforts to come. Truth be told,  I am going through a dry spell and probably would've hooked up with him if he came.

Anyway he started sending me references trying to entice me to go over to his place. This was a major turn off. These girls are mad desperate. 

Annoyer

Hello... He asked me how old I was. I said to check my profile and I had my motto, living to eat and eating to live. His response: