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Monday, March 9, 2015

Douchbag

went on a 2nd date with someone. Feedback.

He said if sex is good, he will date me.

Bff's response 

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Catfished again

This dude sent me a pic of himself cuz he's a doctor and doesn't want his patients to see him on a dating site. He sent me this:

reverse google image search indicated he was Salman Khan. Our conversation went like this. 


Ain't nobody got time for small talk

Sunday, February 15, 2015

Did I just get rejected?

Him: Hi MYNAME, I wanted to thank you fondly for the comic and unique invite last night. And for giving me a ride back to the city. 2:21 PM
Him: Keep up with the fun happy energy and have a great rest of the weekend. 2:21 PM



I think this is goodbye and have a good life. Ironically the event that he is referring to is a valentine's special called the rejection show. Where people talked 4 minutes about their best rejection.