People suck

Douchbag

went on a 2nd date with someone. Feedback.

He said if sex is good, he will date me.

Bff's response 

Oh well

Catfished again

This dude sent me a pic of himself cuz he's a doctor and doesn't want his patients to see him on a dating site. He sent me this:

reverse google image search indicated he was Salman Khan. Our conversation went like this. 

Ain't nobody got time for small talk

Did I just get rejected?

Him: Hi MYNAME, I wanted to thank you fondly for the comic and unique invite last night. And for giving me a ride back to the city. 2:21 PM

Him: Keep up with the fun happy energy and have a great rest of the weekend. 2:21 PM



I think this is goodbye and have a good life. Ironically the event that he is referring to is a valentine's special called the rejection show. Where people talked 4 minutes about their best rejection. 

Dumped for Jesus.. Again

Mr. Perfect, the guy I have been hooking up on and off for about 2 years have decided to end our relationship. Recently his estranged grandmother passed away and he suddenly had the calling to be reborn. 

After I gave birth to his penis, he decided to tell me this great news. Christmas will be the day that he will be a new self. He wants to align his birth with Jesus'. He goes on about how he sees actors and athletes always thanking God, and he thinks that God took them to the next level of performance. He was drawing the curve in the air was he was explaining it to me. He wants his performance to have a steeper incline. 

I told him I was happy for him, and of course sad for me as we can no longer hook up. I didn't really see our "relationship" going anywhere either, but I am happy for him, as he can maybe die and resurrect like Jesus during Easter.