Why does everyone want to have coffee dates?!?

Rare Gems

Once in a blue moon, when the stars align, I do have good some may say even amazing sex. But moments like those are rare and will be forever cherished during my masturbation sessions. 

Mythical creatures

Usually mythical creatures are good things, like unicorns and tooth fairies. Once in a while it can be a ogar. And a black man with a small dick is indeed a mythical creature. What are the odds? I just bought powerball. Think my luck will balance out.