This is so me!

House Boy 2

I have been talking to my friends about needing to hire a maid and a personal assistant. If I can't even be bothered to bend down and pick up my dirty sock, I sure am not going to dust and clean my kitchen. As I put this request out on the universe, this house boy fell on my lap. He is a lovely older gentleman who loves to serve.

After speaking with him for an hour or so on the phone, I gathered my courage and decided to adopt him as my houseboy.

Me: Have you seen GOT? 9:11 PM

Reek: No. Maybe 2 episodes. Looks good but i got rid of hbo. 9:12 PM

Reek: Are you a fan of it? 9:13 PM

Me: No, I found a nickname for you. Reek, he is a character from GOT 9:15 PM

Reek: Lol sounds good. Maybe I will look him up and try to mimic him. 9:17 PM

Reek: I think that you can be clever and cruel. That is a perfect mix for a houseboy like me. Don't be nice until after we are done. 9:23 PM

Me: My bathroom awaits your service 10:06 PM

Reek: Yes my queen....from reek ;) 10:07 PM

House Boy

Have you ever had a houseboy? I'd love to serve you. I know it's a bit different, but I am a normal guy.....just submissive in private. A houseboy is someone who would clean your apt, give you massages, run some errands and do as you say in private. If you are interested, feel free to ask me anything. 

Sent on Jun 20

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ME

You know you can get paid to be someone's personal assistant

Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 20

Him

I already have a job that pays pretty good. I am looking for a bossy woman in private. Someone who wants a guy to do the little things, like clean her kitchen or bathroom or massage her feet when she needs it.
I know it sounds weird, but there are a lot of normal guys that just want to be submissive to women. It's just so hard to go up to a woman in a bar or wherever and tell her: "Hi, I'm submissive and want you to control me and boss me around."
So okcupid is just a way of putting myself out there.
Does something like that interest you and can you be bossy?

Sent on Jun 22

Me

What do you expect in return?

Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 22

Him

I don't expect anything, except for you to be dominant. I like the feeling of being privately humiliated by a woman. I like the feeling of a woman being in control and telling me what to do. I'm not looking for sex. If you can act dominant and bossy, then that's a good thing. You don't have to be that way in your real life, just when I am serving you. Do you think you can be dominant?

Sent on Jun 22

Me

This really just sound too good to be true

Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 22

Him

haha, it's not too good to be true. Why not think about it and then we can meet the day you want me to come serve you. We could meet for coffee and talk first, then if you are still interested, I would come clean for you and do as you say. Maybe by the weekend? Or one day next week? Whatever you wish.

Sent on Jun 22