Mr. Perfect, the guy I have been hooking up on and off for about 2 years have decided to end our relationship. Recently his estranged grandmother passed away and he suddenly had the calling to be reborn.
After I gave birth to his penis, he decided to tell me this great news. Christmas will be the day that he will be a new self. He wants to align his birth with Jesus'. He goes on about how he sees actors and athletes always thanking God, and he thinks that God took them to the next level of performance. He was drawing the curve in the air was he was explaining it to me. He wants his performance to have a steeper incline.
I told him I was happy for him, and of course sad for me as we can no longer hook up. I didn't really see our "relationship" going anywhere either, but I am happy for him, as he can maybe die and resurrect like Jesus during Easter.
