Working on yourself?

Mittens sent me this email saying that he's taking a hiatus from dating to work on himself. 

Then I see his profile active again on okcupid. Our exchange 

Business lead

I confronted Mittens - the guy who lied to me about his occupation. He told me he was a manager and turned out to be an executive assistant. 

Being in HR technology and knowing what system they use. It is quite easy to add in a title. Also my friend at the same company send me this. 

Eggs

Eggs, I want eggs. 

Shiv the woman

I finally know how hard it is to be a man. Dating Shiv is like dating an emotionally immature woman.  I made a mistake, I was thinking with my {()} and it got me in to trouble. No sex is worth putting me through this shit.

Shiv picks a fight with me over the smallest things. 

1. He asked me over text if I missed him. I ignored him and continued to talk about something else. Later that evening, he said I was selfish and didn't care about him because I didn't respond to his text. 

2. Whenever we fight, he would bring up the past and issues that we've closed. 

3. He would twist my words in a way that served his argument 

4. He always threaten to leave me, always saying, I am out and once I am out I am out. I don't make the same mistake three times. blah blah blah. We always end up in bed together. 

I decided to end things with him last week because of this incident.. 

I had asked him and his co-lead for a document at work by Friday. A week after the due date, I followed up with him and his co-lead asking for this document. He went psycho on me. Called me 10x and yelled at me at how I don't trust him and that I am evil inside and how dare I copy his co-lead. He then exacted his revenge by writing an email to my leadership saying that I put sensitive data on share point and calling me out. I told him it was over, he called and started crying and begging for a second chance. But how can I when he send me this shit whenever he gets mad. 

Turrets

It's been a while since I heard from this guy. He hit me up recently and we decided to go for a comedy power point show.

Turrets: What do you think?? http://www.housingworks.org/events/detail/night-school-a-lowbrow-lecture-series-nov2014/ 2:34 PM Me: sounds interesting, see you there! 3:30 PM Turrets: Cool see you at 7! 3:32 PM Me: Here 6:57 PM Me: Sitting next to the bar 6:59 PM Turrets: Sorry just getting here 7:06 PM Me: I drink red :) 7:06 PM Turrets: At bar sorry it's been a while. I dont have your pic lol. What are yoy wearing? 7:09 PM Turrets: I've got red shoes, light gray hoodie 7:10 PM

Why the hell did he hit me up if he forgot how I looked like?!?! After the comedy show, we went to eat tacos nearby. As we were talking, I noticed that he was suppressing this tick. He kept shrugging his shoulder every 10 seconds. I finally asked if he was on something, cocaine, heroine or molly. He told me he had turrets, the non-cursing one.  I was already turned off the fact that he didn't remember who I am, now I just want to get out of here. He asked for the check and proceeded to ask me to chip in $10 for a $15 check. 

I will never see him again. Ever. 

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