I've been recently hooking up with someone at work. He is separated and but legally married. He isn't filing for divorce until he gets his citizenship, which god know how long it will take.
I've told him on numerous occasions that we are non-exclusive and that I'm looking for a serious BF. There are also a few things that I don't like about him. Here's a few.
1. He is annoying. Like legit annoying, he will laugh at his own non-funny jokes. Such as, it's Monday hahahhahaha, I had lunch hahahhahaha, I am tired hahahhahaha. Not only are his jokes not funny, his laugh is irritating as fuck.
2. He is irrational - one example, there's a mockumentary about mermaids which is pretty well know to be a fake documentary aired during monster week or something on national geographic. I went on snoops, and they said that the documentary even said that it is fake! But this mofo refuses to believe it. He thinks it is a conspiracy that the government set up just like 9/11. I told him no matter what I say, or how much evidence I present, he will still think it's real. And that's why he is religious,
3. He is needy and possessive, he calls me 5x a day and demands to FaceTime with him constantly. We don't have much to say, but he just wants to call me.
4. He rambles a lot about nothing.
Despite all that, the sex is incredible, he is great at cuddling and really know how to move his hips. According to him, it is because of the kettle bell swings exercises.
He slept over yesterday and inadvertently saw a condom wrapper, he got really upset. Like a little bitch. It's one of those tantrums that I see crazy ass bitches throw. He claims that he can't trust me anymore. How the hell have I violated his trust? How?!?!! We weren't in a fucking monogamous relationship. He asked if sex with him is so good why would I go and have sex with other people? I said well.. you love Indian food, and if you have it everyday, sometimes you just crave Chinese. He said that is a horrible analogy, its like comparing apples to oranges. I said, they are both fruits.
Now I am panicking. I don't want to lose a good and convenient booty call, so long story short, I had to apologize to him.
Now I am panicking. I don't want to lose a good and convenient booty call, so long story short, I had to apologize to him.
He claimed that I am using the non-monogamous relationship thing as an excuse to cover up my guilt. Well ladies and gents, breaking new! I don't feel guilty, I won't feel guilty.
He said that I need to put myself in his shoes so I know what I did wrong. Excuse me?
