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Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Taking the Hint

I recently went on a date with this guy. The first date started off very well as I am well into my 7th drink. We had amazing sexual chemistry and it really helped that he was a great kisser. After a few more drinks, we somehow migrated to his apartment. We stayed up all night making out and talking about our hopes and dreams and shit. Needless to say, I was very excited to see him again. We planned on meeting the next weekend.

Throughout the week, we texted intermittently. The conversation went no where. Thursday evening, he drunk texted me. (Sign #1)


Him: I'm drunk 11:44 PM
Him: Come over 11:45 PM
Me: Who is this? 12:00 AM
Him: Senior manager 12:01 AM
Him: Hey baby 12:37

I hate drunk texts, so I didn't bother responding. We stilled planned on meeting on Saturday, with the expectation of me staying over. When we met, he asked me what my plans were on Sunday and I said nothing, but he said that he had lunch plans at 12:30 on Sunday (Sign #2) We went to watch a movie and later of course ended up at his place. We proceeded to have amazing sex (mostly on my part) and as I was passing out, he busted out his phone and started playing this airplane game. He then went to the bathroom to take a shit while playing the game. I passed out.

Next morning, I woke up to him playing this game. We chatted about some bullshit and I went to put on some clothes, and I came back to him watching someone playing a video game on his computer. (sign #3) This is when I realized I have overstayed my welcome and I said, this is my cue to leave.

He obviously had better things to do than me. As I was leaving, he spotted that I forgot my toothbrush. He said good thing I didn't leave it there cuz I'd have to use hotel toothbrush for a week. I said, good thing I didn't leave it because I'd have to see him again.


Fuck.... the sexual chemistry is amazing, but I have enough self respect to bounce when I am not wanted.