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Poor Bedside Manners

This doctor I used to date on and off (mostly off) has horrible bedside manners.

Doc: What are you up to tonight? 8:52 PM

Me: At the hospital, my dad had a stroke 8:52 PM

Doc: I'm sorry. Must be upsetting to see. He can recover some or all of it. Only time will tell, though... 9:07 PM

Me: Thank you. 9:11 PM

Doc: You're welcome. 9:11 PM

Doc: I still think about you. 9:11 PM

Me: Why? 9:12 PM

Doc: No other girl can turn me on like you... 9:12 PM

Doc: Something about your honesty on our first date. 9:13 PM

Doc: I just feel I can tell you about things that others consider taboo. 9:14 PM

Doc: Getting hard just thinking about it now... 9:14 PM

Me: I am not in the mood to talk about this right now 9:15 PM

Doc: I understand. I'm sorry. Best wishes to you and your family 9:16 PM

Me: We can have a candid conversation when you are back 9:16 PM

Doc: Looking forward to it... 9:16 PM